I was supply teaching music at a local K-8 school. A grade three class came in for music. I was explaining my classroom rules to them, and asked if anyone had any questions or if they had any other rules they think would be important. One little boy put his hand up. I called on him and very innocently he looked at me and said, “Billy says you have a vagina.”
He had no idea what he had just said and neither did the rest of the class, except for one little boy laughing his head off. I calmly said that this was not the time to discuss that and very quickly started the first song for the kids to see.